Prepare to cringe! Are these the worst dad jokes ever?

It's a formula for fun - but, say its creators, it might just have unearthed the worst dad jokes of all time.

Tuesday, 14th June 2016, 1:46 pm
Updated Thursday, 25th August 2016, 6:34 pm

The list has been announced by funsters at the credit card company MBNA ahead of Fathers’ Day this Sunday.

Below are the top 10 best/worst dad jokes based on MBNA’s unique comedy formula, worked out by their ‘boffins.’ Prepare to cringe:


1.Child: I’m hungry 


Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I’m Dad.

2.Child: I feel like an ice cream 


Dad: You don’t look like one!

3.Child: Dad, make me a sandwich! 


Dad: (waves hands) Abracadabra, you’re a sandwich!

4.Child: Did you get a haircut? 


Dad: No, I got them all cut.


5.Child: What’s the time?


Dad: (looks at wrist) Time you got a watch


6.Dad: How old are you now, eight?


Child: No, higher! Dad: (puts on high pitched voice) Eight!

7.Child: Dad, do you know what?


Dad: No, but I know his brother, Who.


8.Child: What was the movie about?


Dad: About an hour and a half.


9.Child: Are you alright?

Dad: No, I’m half left


10.Child: Have you seen my phone?

Dad: Yes, loads of times.


Can you do better - or worse?