Canadian Stu in comic Punderland

Stewart has devoted this show to his father, who was a roofer. So dad – if you’re up there? He and his wife have decided they don’t want kids. If any one does, they can drop them off tomorrow. Oh he’s just kidding of course, he has a beautiful daughter who he named after his mum, and in fact the passive aggressive psycho turns five tomorrow. On an unrelated matter, Stewart likes what mechanics wear... overall.

With Stewart Francis it’s all about puns, and you could get to see him with a guest if you’re one of three lucky readers in our free to enter competition. No joke!

All you have to do is send your name by email to [email protected] by 10am on Friday, February 5 with your name and a daytime phone number.

The three lucky winners will be informed immediately.

Tickets are only for the Halifax event.

The usual Johnston Press competition rules apply. Winners will be chosen in a random draw.

Please mark your entry Stewart Francis Comp.

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